• NotSteve_@piefed.ca
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    21 hours ago

    My company says it wants to move fast and break things but they really just want you to move fast and get mad when things break 🫠

    • MonkeMischief@lemmy.today
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      20 hours ago

      “Everybody knows you can have it done well, fast, or cheap. Pick two.”

      “No! All three! All the time! Zero drawbacks! All profits and benefits! I am a very good and visionary boss. Have some room temperature Little Caesar’s on the house and make me rich.”

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      12 hours ago

      Well it didn’t say it wants to “Move fast -> break things -> not get mad”, so I’d say it has already done the things it is saying it wants to, right?