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      3 days ago

      Its a new concept. Imagine first a body of a normal person. Then add two large lumps symmetrically positioned near the front top part of the body. Next you add a flappy vertical hole with lots of curly hairs covering the area between the legs at the crotch. This hole goes up into a replication machine. Bare in mind that the replication is flawed as it makes miniature empty people. You have to grow them and feed them and teach them everything… A totally real Hazel. If you see one of these creatures you should best stay far away. You’ll live happier and they too seem happier with you not in the way…for your useful life. In the end portion of your life you’ll be kicking your nuts as to why you didn’t try to be with one of these majestic creatures. The two lumps are called the tits by the way. You never mention or touch these three areas without permission as they are protected by a highly effective security system that slaps your face proportional to the offense.