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sanitation@lemmy.today to me_irl@lemmy.world · 19 days ago

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sanitation@lemmy.today to me_irl@lemmy.world · 19 days ago
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  • NOT_RICK@lemmy.world
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    19 days ago

    Does it count if I passed out blackout drunk?

    • darkdemize@sh.itjust.works
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      19 days ago

      Look at this guy (or gal), getting blackout drunk with their pants still on.

      • Jake Farm@sopuli.xyz
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        19 days ago

        On east coast, guy is gender neutral.

        • Yondoza@sh.itjust.works
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          It’s gender neutral in some contexts, but not all. If you said you made out with 5 guys last night that would imply men, not people.

          • Jake Farm@sopuli.xyz
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            18 days ago

            That would imply a burger.

        • EvilHankVenture@lemmy.world
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          18 days ago

          On the West Coast, guys is gender neutral, guy is not.

      • SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        18 days ago

        Still on when they pass out, no guarantees they’ll still be there when they wake up …

    • hash@slrpnk.net
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      What amazes me is people who can miss the bed. No matter how drunk I get, I wake up in bed, not on the floor.

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        19 days ago

        You have nice friends that pound your butt in the comfort of a bed

    • Cracks_InTheWalls@sh.itjust.works
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      18 days ago

      Was gonna say, with enough booze all things are possible.

  • empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    19 days ago

    If you can’t fall asleep in jeans you haven’t reach rock bottom levels of tired yet.

    • owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca
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      I used to think sleeping in jeans was way out there. Then I had kids. These days, I could fall asleep in a beekeeper’s outfit with Carharts underneath.

    • xylol@leminal.space
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      19 days ago

      So the serial killers that are really good eventually fall asleep in jeans and then stop being serial killers?

      • Tollana1234567@lemmy.today
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        18 days ago

        sleeping is the only time when they arnt killing.

  • St.Elsewhere@threads.net@sh.itjust.works
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    As others have pointed out, I think you’re just purchasing uncomfortable jeans.

  • superweeniehutjrs@lemmy.world
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    19 days ago

    I’ve never heard this before. I’ll give it a shot and report back on my true power

    • xylol@leminal.space
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      19 days ago

      Please only target the rich while you are doing your serial killing

      • superweeniehutjrs@lemmy.world
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        19 days ago

        Let’s hope I fall asleep in jeans so I don’t have to try out killing

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    19 days ago

    This is targeted harassment at me, and I will not accept it

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      18 days ago

      You were the first person to come to mind when I saw it. In fact, I had to look twice to confirm it wasn’t you who posted it.

  • janewaydidnothingwrong@lemmy.world
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    My girlfriend’s younger brother sleeps on top of the covers fully clothed with boots on, every night…there are many signs that point towards neurodivergence but this one stands out lol

    • ayyy@sh.itjust.works
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      18 days ago

      The smell…

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        18 days ago

        I mean he showers and changes clothes and such but still

  • Jax@sh.itjust.works
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    If I’m in a bed I can’t, if I’m not in a bed I can.

    Idk it’s a weird disconnect.

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    19 days ago

    1000004109

  • Kairos@lemmy.today
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    19 days ago

    Pretty much anyone can sleep in jeans?

    • Diplomjodler@lemmy.world
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      19 days ago

      Just a matter of being drunk enough.

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        19 days ago

        I guess its a bit more of a challenge if you dont own jeans

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          18 days ago

          Just find somebody else who’s drunk enough.

      • greedytacothief@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        19 days ago

        That was my thought, have these folks never blacked out in a bush before?

    • RebekahWSD@lemmy.world
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      18 days ago

      My autistic ass would cry if I tried to sleep in jeans. Jeans are the devils material and I own none because they set off my brains internal shriek meter in half seconds.

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    Used to do it all the time when I lived with roommates. They would come knocking at my room any hour for anything and I just stopped caring to go into sleeping clothes. I think that only stopped in summer when switched to shorts.

  • AnarchoEngineer@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Hey pal if you’re working 16hr days on a fire camp in the middle of nowhere Nevada, pajamas aren’t exactly practical. Also, somehow it goes from 110°F during day to 30°F at night so forget sleeping in only underwear.

    I knew a few guys who’d not only wear jeans but wear them beneath their nomex (fire resistant cargo pants) to stay warm at night. Honestly during the day you just wear nomex because they’re more breathable than jeans anyway, so in a way the jeans were only worn for sleep once the supply tent got set up

  • Sergio@piefed.social
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    Depends on the jeans. I got a pair that are very soft and light, I sleep in them when it’s cold. I have other pairs that are thick “work jeans” and yeah it’d be unpleasant to sleep in them.

  • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today
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    19 days ago

    Why is it I’m always finding out I’m the weird one through memes? First I found out nobody eats hulls of edamame, now I find out sleeping in jeans is weird. Next y’all gunna tell me you dont wax your inner ears.

    • mojofrododojo@lemmy.world
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      nobody eats hulls of edamame

      do you eat the peels on oranges?

      I guess, perhaps, it’s like snap peas if you eat them whole?

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        oh so now im the freak for eating orange peel

        • mojofrododojo@lemmy.world
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          17 days ago

          you just seek out the zest in life.

      • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today
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        Piths are notoriously bitter. Pea hulls just taste like more plant.

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          just trying to map out the decision space. I’ve accidently chewed edamame and spat it out because of the texture (furry, yikes)

  • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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    Should I contact the authorities?

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    19 days ago

    They can’t save us. Not enough of them.

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