Have you guys tried using “variables?” That’s what we need: constantly keep it fresh so we’re not stagnating! See what you can come up with and let’s plan to schedule some time to touch base on this!
I’m seeing great uptake with these “variables”, but I’m going to put marketing in the loop to make sure variable names are aligned with customer expectations. All new variables must be signed off after focus group testing and consultation. Why use i when you can use iVariablePro?
“I’m happy to report that the Team has been very receptive to the introduction of the concept of variables, and are wildly enthusiastic about using them liberally henceforth. Thanks Boss! Where would we lowly programmers be without you?”
Have you guys tried using “variables?” That’s what we need: constantly keep it fresh so we’re not stagnating! See what you can come up with and let’s plan to schedule some time to touch base on this!
I’m seeing great uptake with these “variables”, but I’m going to put marketing in the loop to make sure variable names are aligned with customer expectations. All new variables must be signed off after focus group testing and consultation. Why use
iwhen you can useiVariablePro?Why did our systems start failing so much when marketing launched the iVariablePro+?
“I’m happy to report that the Team has been very receptive to the introduction of the concept of variables, and are wildly enthusiastic about using them liberally henceforth. Thanks Boss! Where would we lowly programmers be without you?”
Hey, I like the cut of this one’s jib!
This so called “for loop” will blow your mind.
This comment gave me ptsd