If not butt plug…why buttplug shaped?
imagine saying the phrase “screams preemptively in ER nurse” to a medieval peasant
They probably wouldn’t get it until they shoved that Christmas tree up their ass.
Appears broken, but yes
At least it’s got a flared base
Not nearly flared enough
If you can fit the part in, you can fit the base in. This just makes it worse.
Way insufficient
Finally a way to be a hoe hoe hoe hoe
Which Threshold can you reach?
The one where Paris and Janeway turn into space lizards
That’s not canon.
I don’t remember any of Wayne’s world wavy lines in the episode.
No, it was in a later episode where they said they’d never traveled at or about Warp 10.
That’s not canon.
Before seeing these ornaments I hadn’t considered that a doorknob can be shaped…ergonomically. I wonder if there are unreasonably strong springy door stoppers.
I’m not saying I tried it as a teenager, but I’m also not saying I didn’t. Eroticas should be more careful in how they describe some of their more ‘fun’ beginner forays into bdsm, eh? ;)
What is that even supposed to be? I mean apart from the obvious butt plug
A magic travel to the hospital if you’re brave enough?
A Christmas decoration for your butt
Christmas tree
Not-A-Butt-Plug obviously.
goddamnets stamets
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