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FenrirIII@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 个月前

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FenrirIII@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 个月前
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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/48539147

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  • Jerb322@lemmy.world
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    “What are you going to do with that?”

    • loric@piefed.social
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      Now I need to watch Stripes… sigh

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    I think the fact that 7 now has a ice cream scoop might be why Gina Rinehart was suddenly so interested in investing

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    How many news channels do you think he hit before getting a bite?

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      Knowing channel 7 they would jump at the whif of a scoop.

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    The joke would have been better (by which I mean more terrible) if he hadn’t added that final line.

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    Baller!

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