I I wouldn’t vote JD Vance to be poop smith in my medieval Castle latrine.
Actual shit can’t be poop smiths, you silly goose
Dude became a millionaire from this presidency.
I don’t think it matters. He’s done what he came to do, and now he’s set for life.
Wasn’t he already? I thought he was a VC.
No but he is the pet of one
Dude became a millionaire from this presidency.
To quote Tom from Succession:
That’s like be the tallest midget
He’s probably been a millionaire ever since the first time he responded to Peter Thiel’s 2am “u up?”
I wonder how much blood he had to give and dick he had to suck to get that Peter Theil money
He’d be doing okay if he just remembered to say “thank you” that one time, but he didn’t. He knows which time. Now most people on both sides think he’s a sneaky, sleaze who doesn’t know which side of the fence to stand on. When you have no principles, good or bad, you’re nobody.
Vance is only VP because the Trumps wanted access to Peter Thiel’s money.
Nobody likes Vance.
How does JD facilitate the access to Thiel’s money?
If Thiel ever wants a couch fucked, he knows who to call.
Vance is Thiel’s subordinate.
Vance and Thiel are besties.
That’s not exactly true, AFAIK Vance is bought by Thiel. Vance does as Thiel commands, and that’s how far that relation goes.
That is correct. This article explains their relationship. Vance is Peter Thiel’s muppet.
https://www.rsn.org/001/inside-the-powerful-peter-thiel-network-that-anointed-jd-vance.html
I wouldn’t be surprised to find out it goes further…
Thiel only wants to consume young, fit blood. I doubt he has much use for Vance other than as a toadie.
Maybe, but that’s 100% speculation.
Remember when the magats were going to hang chomo Caligula’s first VP?
Vance didn’t 🤣
lol Vance never had principles
He has principle issues. Being born J.D. Vance is one of them.
I thought that is a made up name and the name he was assigned at birth was James Bowman or something.
Yup, Jorts Dungarees Vance.
The funny thing is this was and still is his best chance at the presidency. If the fat pedo keels over, we get this fucking disgrace until 2028. And that year or two will be all he ever gets.
He never had a chance, before or after Trump. It’s funny because MAGA voters thought he was literally a liberal plot to undermine Trump when they announced he was the VP pick. LOL this loser was so fucking unloved from the start they started a literal conspiracy theory that he was a secret liberal plot to stop Trump from winning… So no, he’s never had a chance.
He’s like Kevin Spacey from House of Cards where he would only become president through fuckery, except mostly the problematic parts with the live actor and couch fucking in drag as his worst kept dark secret. Also Kevin Spacey would never be so fucking awkward in a donut shop and cause a literal scandal.
Unless he and his trillionaires are already set to steal the next election. They sure act like that’s the plan even when they aren’t saying it.
While I hear the sentiment, let’s not rush to create more than one trillionaire abomination anytime soon.
Yo, Trump could still croak in the next two years.
Two more years?! Already feels like 20
Go fuck a couch
An ADULT couch!
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Mf can’t order a doughnut.
“that’s good”
I heard JD Vance puts his cast iron pan in the dishwasher.
Just ask Mike Pence
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