Not much of a story. I used to practice riding my uni with another guy I worked with. One of the managers got bent out of shape about it and started a whole crusade. I asked what rule I was breaking since it was such a big deal. No rule about minimum number of wheels was found, so next year they had to make such a rule.
A place I used to work had to add a rule banning unicycles from the parking lot because of me.
Story mode?
Try a tricycle next time.

Not much of a story. I used to practice riding my uni with another guy I worked with. One of the managers got bent out of shape about it and started a whole crusade. I asked what rule I was breaking since it was such a big deal. No rule about minimum number of wheels was found, so next year they had to make such a rule.
Ah, thanks.

The manager: