Nah, I’m okay with getting hit in the face if the only other option to get hit are my balls. Not sure covering my face would even mask my identity to people who already would recognize me.
“oh shit! Is that Tim?”
“With a rats nest like that, it has to be.”
“Hey Tim, a wise man trims his bush once in a while!”
“Jesus Christ. Is that a Cheeto?”
Nah, I’m okay with getting hit in the face if the only other option to get hit are my balls. Not sure covering my face would even mask my identity to people who already would recognize me.
“oh shit! Is that Tim?”
“With a rats nest like that, it has to be.”
“Hey Tim, a wise man trims his bush once in a while!”
“Jesus Christ. Is that a Cheeto?”
“Besides, in this town, more people would recognize me by what’s down there than what’s up here 😏”
~ Things I would say if I wasn’t such an NPC.