The analogy is brilliant.

But they key players aren’t in it for the ride. The bumps, pedestrians, etc. is all just to get the people in the back to get loud. While the van is stopped, the driver and navigators will be yelling in their megaphone how the van stopped because of you, but also the past driver broke it. They’ll continue mapping their off-road course and devising how to replace the locks so the driver can’t be replaced, and promising to pay people outside the van later to go shoot the pedestrians for now instead.

Meanwhile, it’s just getting hotter and the handful of people who were tossing water bottles out the window and other aid to help the pedestrians have also come to a standstill.

MAYBE some of the idiots in the van actually start demanding it move again, but more likely they’ll be yelling at you for some reason