Is this a turd or a dildo? turdildo?
that’s a dildo in a turd, like a turducken
why is it warm… WHY IS IT WARM???
Prophecy stones require you to heat them up near a campfire and grease them up a bit to work, duh.
When you want the shit to go back in
So thats where the term “go suck a bag of prophecy stones” comes from.
And “go kick cocks”.
“Petrified turds… get yer petrified turds here!”
That’s coprolite!
thoae are vegan dildos
Even the pale one on top right has a foreskin
I’m about to report and block for not tagging this as NSFW or maybe porn spam like a couple of post recently, but then i realised this looks like literal poop and it fit just right into this sub.
I’m betting on petrified poop
the drill sergeant said you couldn’t polish a turd.
Turd shaped dildos for the freaky
Are they organic?
At least a couple are orgasmic. Hope this helps!
They look like frostbite fingers to me lol
I tapped the image thinking it was a video
