What, we’re keyboard warrior lefties. Insubordinate . . . and churlish! The people on the front lines facing fascist attacks are weak and craven tools of corporate oppressor class. Bourgeoise capitalist pawns of industry vainly licking the boots of ownership instead of losing their chains like we totally have.

Also we’re not even US voters we just like to pretend we know all about US politics because, well, that’s what we do.