The real positive to take away from this is Cracker Barrel is dogshit food, and there’s so many other equivalent dogshit chain restaurants usually located in the dogshit vicinity of a Cracker Barrel, that you can still eat dogshit, and not have to go inside a new, modern, dogshit Cracker Barrel.
… Just go to Applebee’s or Chili’s. It’s the same dogshit.
The real positive to take away from this is Cracker Barrel is dogshit food, and there’s so many other equivalent dogshit chain restaurants usually located in the dogshit vicinity of a Cracker Barrel, that you can still eat dogshit, and not have to go inside a new, modern, dogshit Cracker Barrel.
… Just go to Applebee’s or Chili’s. It’s the same dogshit.
whoa whoa whoa stop right there chilis today is freaking awesome
Can we also offer another option called “respecting yourself” and ordering a pizza instead?