Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agoPOV: you're caught laying on the floor too longslrpnk.netimagemessage-square6linkfedilinkarrow-up1474arrow-down14
arrow-up1470arrow-down1imagePOV: you're caught laying on the floor too longslrpnk.netTrack_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square6linkfedilink
minus-squareMacAttak8@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up14·2 months agoWhy else would cats put up with us all these millennia? It’s because they crave the long pork above all else.
minus-squareTrack_Shovel@slrpnk.netOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·2 months agoI gave your mother’s 🐱 the long pork that it’s been craving last nite bb
minus-squareMidnight Wolf@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·2 months agoShe’s dead, Jim. You fucking freak. Go bury her, with clothes on this time.
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 months agoYou bury her, you freaking fuck. You’re the one with a backhoe. i had to dig her up with a track shovel.
Why else would cats put up with us all these millennia? It’s because they crave the long pork above all else.
I gave your mother’s 🐱 the long pork that it’s been craving last nite bb
She’s dead, Jim. You fucking freak. Go bury her, with clothes on this time.
You bury her, you freaking fuck. You’re the one with a backhoe. i had to dig her up with a track shovel.