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This one had me in stitches

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This one had me in stitches

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But which one is parallel to the selvage

Update: this one is for the two sewing nerds who upvoted this. The warp is parallel to the selvage. Add THAT to your cutesy mnemonic.
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  Warp is up and down. Weft is weft to wight. Crashing at warp would leave a long trail to selvage.

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