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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 个月前

Anon survives a flood

sh.itjust.works

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Anon survives a flood

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 个月前
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  • Tomtits@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Hundreds of thousands of people die every day, get over it

    • SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org
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      Which is what I will tell you when one of your loved ones died.

      • Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone
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        My nan’s dying either today or tomorrow and that’s just life.

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      What an obnoxiously shitty take. You can say then when some senile celebrity dies thousands of kilometers away from you, not to someone whose local community has suffered mass tragedy.

      • Tomtits@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        It’s a greentext, it’s likely fiction

      • TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world
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        is mass tragedy worse than watching your father choke to death slowly on his own fluids?

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          Not comparable at all. Not without context anyways.

          • TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world
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            what if my dad was the one who caused the mass tragedy?

            • ddplf@szmer.info
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              Then you’d better ask your local covenant whether a curse has been cast upon your bloodline, as your father’s deeds may affect your fate

              • TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world
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                oh, i have been undoing his curse my entire life.

                • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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                  that’s less of a curse and more of a stain

                • womboflll@sh.itjust.works
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                  Ah, shitty parents are grand

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      After the next crisis: “There used to be 9 billion of us…”

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