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cm0002@sh.itjust.works to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 10 hours ago

You're not alone

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You're not alone

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cm0002@sh.itjust.works to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 10 hours ago
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  • Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    To be paranoid nowadays is just being aware you’re under constant government and corporate surveillance for their profit/political gain.

  • Formfiller@lemmy.world
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    Just because you’re paranoid don’t mean they’re not after you.

  • Townlately@feddit.nl
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    This is mean, no one is in your house you guys! I know because I’m always watching.

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      What’s your wifi password? My cell service isn’t getting through your walls well.

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      It’s true, he’s always at your house. It’s weird.

      • Townlately@feddit.nl
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        Only because of the directive.

  • A_norny_mousse@feddit.org
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    Just because they’re after you doesn’t mean you’re not paranoid.

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    That’s what I was afraid of! 😱

    • TachyonTele@piefed.social
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      We know. We know.

  • lurch (he/him)@sh.itjust.works
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    me reading this on the shitter: 😳

    • toynbee@lemmy.world
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      In The Dresden Files, He Who Walks Behind could be immediately behind you, even if your back is to a wall (such as it presumably is when you’re using the restroom).

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      I know

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      A pooping partner yay

  • IninewCrow@lemmy.ca
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    You are your own entourage

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