🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 day agoAnon has seen it all beforesh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square106linkfedilinkarrow-up1468arrow-down18
arrow-up1460arrow-down1imageAnon has seen it all beforesh.itjust.works🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 day agomessage-square106linkfedilink
minus-squarerumschlumpel@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up48·1 day agoAliens are humanoid and sexually attractive.
minus-squaretetris11@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up42·1 day agoTakes off space helmet on alien planet, “the air is fine!”
minus-squareyogurtwrong@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·12 hours ago“Oxygen-nitrogen atmosphere, suitable for humanoid life.”
minus-squarewuffah@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up23·1 day ago“Oh no! Some of the black liquid got on me. Better get back to the ship.”
minus-squarealdhissla@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10arrow-down1·1 day ago“Oh no! Something bit me while taking swamp samples from the jungle planet with 0 PPE!” Bonus: “We’re not allowed to treat them, because they’re sentient naturalised swamp people now.”
minus-squareGraniteM@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·20 hours ago“Woah! Don’t open that! It’s an alien planet! Is there air?! You don’t know!”
Aliens are humanoid and sexually attractive.
Takes off space helmet on alien planet, “the air is fine!”
“Oxygen-nitrogen atmosphere, suitable for humanoid life.”
“Oh no! Some of the black liquid got on me. Better get back to the ship.”
“Oh no! Something bit me while taking swamp samples from the jungle planet with 0 PPE!”
Bonus: “We’re not allowed to treat them, because they’re sentient naturalised swamp people now.”
“Let me back on to the ship!”
“Woah! Don’t open that! It’s an alien planet! Is there air?! You don’t know!”