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i scream on company time. scared the shit out of the guy in the stall next to mine
Literally?
Considerate people only scream in the company toilets for this reason.
Much less to scream about when you don’t have to spend time in a car on a freeway every day!
There’s no set time or place. It all comes out whenever it decides it’s time. There’s no predicting it or controlling it, a lot like pooping.
Wait your poop is just coming out of control at random?
Perhaps that’s why they scream at random? 🤔🐲
And, what, I guess you’re some kind of fart master!? Give me a break.
A true master has complete control over their gas as a result of years of sphincter training.
Yours isn’t?
But my commute is what causes most of my screaming!
I leave for work early to beat traffic and have 15 to 20 minutes to myself. I park on the far side to get my steps in. Doing this, I’m assured to not be disturbed while I have mini breakdowns and ugly cry. :D
Do it on the job while job hunting if it’s that bad
I channel it into the stabbing.
League of legends
I found my midlaner
How did you know…
The amount of r-words in chat
I just take a nice, relaxing ride on my bicycle to a nearby park instead.
The ducks have learned about this habit and leave me alone now, fearing for their eardrums.
My action paralysis, social anxiety and paranoia of others hearing makes me internalise the screams. It doesn’t work very well.
Y’all don’t just whip out the ceremonial screaming cushion when you need it?
I scream on my motorcycle
Pillow for sure. Back in the day it used to be a walk-in freezer.
Into the pillow. Or walk into the woods for some weeping.
I live pretty rural so I just go outside and scream at the sky from my lawn.
