“Hold my beer. YEET!”

This was a lot funnier if you were there and witnessed what he did. Written language can’t do it any justice. Just imagine the most badass thing a human can do, then imagine if he had a fist-sized rock in each hand while he did it, then imagine him tripping over his tunic right before the final flip.

So this is how I had to find out it was cancer‽

Yeah. It’s much classier to shit one’s pants in the backseat of a total stranger’s car. 💩👖

2 🐲

Perhaps that’s why they scream at random? 🤔🐲

Safely contained under the tat. Safely contained under the tat. Planet earth. Married. Yes. Yes.

Gonna send this to everyone on my snapchat

“Where are you?”

“Right behind you.…”

My grandfather became a hollow dragon to protect a particular rock formation, so if I ever heard his voice saying that while I’m anywhere but that cave I’ll jump outta my scales with a frightened yeep! I love him though.

Any insult towards him is disrespectful towards anyone else that can also fit that insult

Dude was his plug

Buckled on jazz cabbage

That’s me rn. Not figuratively either, but literally. And no, I will not be providing any proof of this. Just take my word for it.

YOINK

Tell us you want this planet to burn without telling us you want this planet to burn

Oh thank the gods! I last played the Sims 4 as a best-selling author. Before that was Kills-your-ass, my argonian assassin from Skyrim, who’s quirk is she can’t help but pick fights with giants, so she died a lot.

Would you have preferred it in French?

Professor Oak after a 10yo boy won 8 badges, defeated the elite four, and became champion of the Kanto region:

I am a devotee of the Mad God Sheogorath himself, so yeah this tracks

UPS delivered

“The tacos come pre-enshittified” rolls for deception

Superman gets more based by the day