I like my women like I like my acute angles - anything less than 90 is fine.
“Pythagorthis, mother-fucker” pulls out triangular gun
“I got a Pytha-gorgeous dick.”
“Sides of three, she’s for me. Sides of four, close the door.”
apparently people think Pythagoras discovered the theorum about lengths of a right triangle.
Babylonians and other regions used this 1,000 years before Pythagoras.
Why is it called the Pythagorean theorem and not the Babylonian theorem then, huh, smart guy? Checkmate athiests.
It wasn’t even Pythagoras, but his students, who named the proof after him.
He fucking hates Particle Man.
“Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the triangle.”
Hippasus of Metapontum: “hey, look at this set of numbers which are not ratios of integers”
Pythagoras: “this bitch empty! YEET!”
“They don’t think it be like it is but it do.”
“You can calculate the angle of deez nuts.”
Edit: he really did say this. Proof
Touché. This is some grade A shitposting.
Fun fact: most love triangle only have two sides
It’s more of a love chevron
“Hold my beer. YEET!”
This was a lot funnier if you were there and witnessed what he did. Written language can’t do it any justice. Just imagine the most badass thing a human can do, then imagine if he had a fist-sized rock in each hand while he did it, then imagine him tripping over his tunic right before the final flip.
“Do not take roads traveled by the public.”
Sorry, was I supposed to post a joke answer?
What the fuck other sort of road is there that isn’t publicity used?
don’t ask him about isosceles right triangles
Mmm, 45. Aged to perfection.
he went crazy, because the hypothenuse of an isosceles right triangle is irrational, and he believed that all numbers can be expressed as fractions. he murdered an apprentice that proved square root of 2 was irrational.
“More wine…”













