Also it weirdly falls out of the sky sometimes.

In business, they don’t like to talk about negative profits. Those are called losses.

It’s helpful to always have a sourdough starter on or about your person.

Pita, Pain In The Ass

I really like hummus. Actually, I love hummus.

I guess you could even say that I’m a hummusexual

Dessert too, and drink. Rice cream and horchata

Apollo I8

C’mon biologists, name a newly discovered spider species A. skibidius

I literally don’t give a shit

15, (I’m a dude)

The smell was unbearable.

I cannot understand and debug code written by AI. But I also cannot understand and debug code written by me.

Let’s just call it even.

For me it was a life-changing friendship that I will cherish forever. For them, it was customer assistance finding an item in the storeroom.

Just stop, eh?

Is this some kind of extrajudicial drone killing meme that I’m too humanrightspilled to understand?

Where’s a reaper drone when you need one?

Three strikes on the end zone, and the goalie is out!

It’s not the duck in front you can see that’s the danger. It’s the two ducks either side of you that you can’t see…

Have we considered the efficiency dividends of like, not shaving heads?

Or is it more of a conformity thing, like in fight club?

Forgive him O lord for he knows not what he says.