• Tooks@piefed.social
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    4 days ago

    Maga meat is deported immigrants. Sounds crazy, but wasn’t long ago they were telling the world Ohioans were “eating the pets.”

    He’s had to have eaten at least one child post rape, right? I mean, that’s his modus operandi.

    Also, never met a golfer I could tolerate for more than 20 seconds. Mini golf is where the real ones play.

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      3 days ago

      All correct except the golf. You can’t pretend cracking drives ain’t therapeutic.

      Sure, so would smashing in some billionaire kneecaps. But we don’t have courses for that.

      …Unless, you just do it on golf courses? Hold on, I’m doing my own thing now