I say “occupado!” And I’m not even Spanish
“Estoy Poopin!”
Works better to tell them you’re embarrassed, or “embarazado” en español 😉
Besetzt
KEIN ZIMMER FREI! 🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪
I always say “come in” - no one has ever tried to come in. 😂
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OCCUPADO
Australian with a nyc accent??
Occupied.
Fuq orf am shiten
Sorry babe I’m flying solo today
“Come back with a warrant!”
“welcome! please have a sit”
“Come on in, I kept the seat warm for you”
“Our cheeks have shared the same seat. We are butt brothers.”
“Who’s there?”
“No solicitors”
“I’m full”
No solicitors”
Lawyer turns red and openly shits themselves
“IT’S NOT FOR SALE”
“Nein! Ich habe farfrompoopen!”
farfrompoopen
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=farfrompoopen
A situation in which nature calls for you to visit the bathroom, yet you cannot perform the act of defecation.
“It’s the REINFORCEMENTS! HUZZAH!”
“Just a sec, I’m doing the paperwork!”







