Okay so an earlier version of this script…you can tell what it is, it’s a firstname, prefix, suffix generator. As an in-joke to the show I programmed in “Bob” “Johnson” and “Oh Wait” as the zeroth entry in the lists. It would occasionally pick up the parts in normal entries though, so my favorite one it printed was Slam Johnsonmeat which…please don’t.
I wrote this thing at least ten years ago and I’ve been laughing at it ever since.
Buff Drinklots
Slab Squatthrust
Stump Chunkman
Big McLarge Huge
Bob Johnson
When I was learning Python, I coded a Space Mutiny Name Generator. Here, let me run a few:
Hack Slugmeal
Brick Vanderchest
Rip Fistnozzle
Stan Beefhead
Hack Squatchest
Beat Manknob
Hunk Hardhandle
Hack Hardnugget
Wedge Rockmeat
Beat Bonehat
Slam Headnugget
Stan Toughnozzle
Hack McLargebody
Hack Bulkcheese
Big Grindhuge
Dirk Squatpound
Crud Steaknugget
Hunk Rockface
Slam Fisthandle
Big Hardback
Chunk Slamface
Rip Manthrust
Beat Headmeat
^CAAAAAAAAAAH! gets out calmly
>Beat Manknobyou’re not the boss of me, magic CLI. I’m still gonna do it, but you’re not my boss.
Okay so an earlier version of this script…you can tell what it is, it’s a firstname, prefix, suffix generator. As an in-joke to the show I programmed in “Bob” “Johnson” and “Oh Wait” as the zeroth entry in the lists. It would occasionally pick up the parts in normal entries though, so my favorite one it printed was Slam Johnsonmeat which…please don’t.
I wrote this thing at least ten years ago and I’ve been laughing at it ever since.
Big McLargehuge might be my favorite.
Pete Nutall
Rod Hardson
Jim Dick
Dick Batter
Greg ‘Stiffy’ Hunt