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Anchorxiety@reddthat.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 days ago

"Gas" station

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"Gas" station

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Anchorxiety@reddthat.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 days ago
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    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dick_Assman?wprov=sfla1

    Yes it is real

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    Ah yes, the pumping station.

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    Born on Valentine’s Day no less. A lover to the end.

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    One Punch man? Nah, My Dick, your Assman.

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    How is Dick the short form of Richard???

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      There a Canadian sports exec named Dick Pound. At some point Mr and Mrs Pound were at the hospital and the new baby was born, and they’re like “he will be known as Richard and will go by Dick, with a hard D”.

      Really makes you think.

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      From what I’ve heard, the nickname has its origin in 19th century England. At the time, the people were into rhyming names. A short name for Richard is Rick. Since Dick rhymes with Rick, the name stuck.

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      How is Nick the short form of Nichard???

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        Gonna ask a friend

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    Assman the gas man!

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    Nice parents

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      How about Dick Swett’s folks?

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_N._Swett

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    I wonder if he’s into boobs…

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    That’s not Brent Butt from corner gas…

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brent_Butt

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      This guy clearly has been the butt of the jokes

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    I remember seeing him on David Letterman and the Via Con Dios Dick Assman song

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    Dick Assman and his father, Adolf.

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    I heard he has a poor work ethic. In school, he cut one entire week. At work he likes to blow off entire months.

    Still, I’ll give him credit for his hobby as a fromager. He sure does like to cut the cheese.

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      First time making a joke?

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    He should take up Proctology

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