At a small restaurant in Tennessee, USA.
I don’t like that they asked an LLM to graphic design the entire menu, but why in the name of robot jesus did they look at the result and say “great. Love it. Print 100 copies.”
The food pictures made me physically ill. They’re really upsetting! I told the Waitress, who agreed that the pics were awful, and the manager/owner(?) who didn’t seem to care.
There are LLM inconsistencies all over, too, like icons changing from page to page.


THAT TOTALLY LOOKS LIKE HUMAN FOOD WHICH I SHALL CONSUME WITH MY…FOOD PORT.
MHMMM. SUSTINANCE. YUM YUM.
YES. SUSTINANCE FOR YOUR MOIST MOUTH PORT. DISREGARD WHILE I WATCH YOU INSERT THINGS INSIDE.
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… I feel genuinely uncomfortable now
WHY ARE YOU YELING FELLOW HUMAN?
FOOD PORT ME BABY 🤖
ERROR: The sharp edges of the pokey mesh-lattice have damaged the inner lining of my food port.
Gotta spring for the ceramic-plated food port, best decision of my life.