Cyril Strobe@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · edit-24 days agoFind someone who disagreessh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square45linkfedilinkarrow-up198arrow-down18file-text
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minus-squarermuk@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·edit-23 days agoIdea for an advert. Open on two KIDS visiting GRANNY at the nursing home. No sound but a clock ticking. The KIDS are bored. Kid 1: sighs Suddenly, in an explosion of light and colour, our new exciting youth-appealing mascot VIOLENT VIOLET bursts into the scene. Violent Violet: Hey kids! Did you ever wish you could eat granny’s perfume? Kid 1: No. Kid 2: What? No. Kid 1: Gross. Violent Violet: I’ll fucking cut you. To be developed but I think it has potential.
Idea for an advert.
Open on two KIDS visiting GRANNY at the nursing home. No sound but a clock ticking. The KIDS are bored.
Kid 1: sighs
Suddenly, in an explosion of light and colour, our new exciting youth-appealing mascot VIOLENT VIOLET bursts into the scene.
Violent Violet: Hey kids! Did you ever wish you could eat granny’s perfume?
Kid 1: No.
Kid 2: What? No.
Kid 1: Gross.
Violent Violet: I’ll fucking cut you.
To be developed but I think it has potential.
I absolutely love this.