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minus-squareTrex@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up33·3 days agoMy uncle fell ill after eating expired herbs He died of old sage
minus-squarebetterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up23·3 days agoI thought it was just his thyme.
minus-squarethenextguy@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·3 days agoMy brother got a paper cut from a book that had an ancient virus in it. He died of old page
My uncle fell ill after eating expired herbs
He died of old sage
I thought it was just his thyme.
It was mint to be.
My brother got a paper cut from a book that had an ancient virus in it.
He died of old page