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Optional@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 hours ago

It’s the Correct Pluraluzation

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It’s the Correct Pluraluzation

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Optional@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 hours ago
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    coders know computers are schizophrenic little children with auto-immune diseases

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      Holy shit this is gold

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    I saw this on reddit ages ago and it still makes me laugh

    r75I3HArgHMRTXI.png

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      As someone who got irrationally angry at Amelia Bedelia as a kid, I really wish this was a real book. An adult version where she gets properly called out on her bullshit would be absolutely cathartic to read.

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        Damn you too? I was like 8 years old thinking to myself, here we have an asshole, who is clearly inept, and yet her reputation never suffers.

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          I know, right? The whole reason why she was such a big fuckup to begin with was because she was surrounded by enablers! Even my prepubescent self knew there were no good people in those books.

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    Was going to say “wants needs to be told what to do exactly” and does exactly that is one of the reasons so many autistic people like myself are into computers.

    And then i learned about Amelia Bedelia and i will literally eat my shirt if that isn’t autism coded.

    I dislike how the post calls those traits as dumb
    , i personaly loath the times i gave exact instructions only for a non autistic to ignore half and gladly show me something that is useless to me. But i do still agree wirh the underlying message.

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    “Amelias Bedelia” fucking sent my ass lmao

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    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amelia_Bedelia

    Premise

    The stories follow Amelia Bedelia, a maid who repeatedly misunderstands various commands of her employer by taking figures of speech and various terminology literally, with comical results. For example, she interprets a request to “put the lights out” as a request to physically put the light bulbs outside. Other examples include “tag a player out” when playing baseball resulting in her placing an actual tag on the player and then picking up the person to ask how far out they should be.

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      A page from an Amelia Bedelia book. The text says: ‘"Amelia Bedelia, the sun will fade the furniture. I asked you to draw the drapes," said Mrs. Rogers. "I did! I did! See," said Amelia Bedelia. She held up her picture.’ The image from the children’s picture book shows a fancy room from the early 20th century, rendered as a mixture of a pen drawing with watercolors. The room is mostly green with fancy curtains framing a large window. The wealthy Mrs. Rogers stands on the right in a fancy gray outfit. Amelia Bedelia stands on the left in her black maid’s outfit, showing Mrs. Rogers a large drawing of the window.

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        Okay yes. This was what I thought it was. My second grade teacher read this to us once, and the thing about drawing the drapes has stuck with me for most of my life. She’s a complete fuckup who ruins everything, but she’s good at baking pies so that makes it okay.

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    Computers often do what you said, not what you meant.

    Honestly more experience with that might help some people who are habitually unclear in their thinking and communication

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      Computers often literally always do what you said, not what you meant.

      FTFY

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        They shoulda said that more gooder

    • urushitan 漆たん@kakera.kintsugi.moe
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      It’s like the classic “how do you make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich” lesson

      https://www.highrock.co/2022/07/never-assume-a-lesson-from-peanut-butter-and-jelly/

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    I love AI as digital Amelia Bedelia. Bedeliae?

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      It’s like Postmasters General.

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        The plural of Surgeon General is Surgeons General.

        The past tense of Surgeons General is Surgeoned General.

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      Bedelia is plural, a single is a Bedelium.

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        I’m pretty sure Bedelium is the condition caused by the presence of Bedeliae

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    This is very accurate.

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    Great programming motivation post

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    I look forward to the semi-daily posts by one of the regulars at !comicstrips@lemmy.world

    EDIT : I was going to post a link to internet archive, but those are all part of some official library collections, so we’re shit out of luck lads

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    So…stupider than thinking that’s the right pluralization?

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