I’m waiting for Intelligence 64.
Government already operates on IQ 64
American Super Intelligence 64 Switch U & Knuckles.
about right for how they name things.
The worst part is I was just starting to name these things “SI” but not for that reason. I think “Simulated Intelligence” is the best description of these chat bots.
Well guess that idea is DOA.
At first I has to check if it was The Onion.
It’s depressing how often I find out it isn’t satire.
More like intelligence entertainment system
Phone companies hate this one simple trick. Rename it “Artificial Intelligence 6G” 🤯.
I’ll call it that when I stop calling Twitter Twitter
I sometimes say Xitter (pronounced shitter).
United States Super-Intelligence will now launch our Super-Duper missiles at all of the socialistmarxistcommunistfascists
Yeah, I guess to Trump it must seem super intelligent.
Low bar
So low you’d have to dig.
He should rename it to “American intelligence”… and then it would finally be accurate
He should rename it to “American intelligence”… and then it would finally be accurate
- Hallucinates weapons of mass destruction and
- targets children at school.
American intelligence, indeed.
I was unironically expecting him to try to change the acronym to just that
That was very bad, I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E.
I’m sorry.
Hahahahaha this is perfect I love you.
Linda Macmahon will still call it the wrong thing.
File this under dumb shit the dumbest motherfucker on the planet and the president of the united states says…
file cabinet’s full, boss
Hahahaha so true, may need to build one of them fancy new data centers I keep hearing about 😉
we’re calling them “america centers” now actshually
This just in…all data centers to be renamed to “super america centers” parking is not free and will require you to download an app and show proof that you have completed your mandatory communism training.
Kind of impressive in this day and age to make me think “this is the stupidest thing I have heard in a long while”
There are so many many many things, maybe its a good thing the press pool isn’t covering every little idiotic phrase he lets out in the short term.
Redundant much?
It is isn’t, but sometimes emphasis matters 😂
Super is fine for the average Joe, I’m personally holding out for the Pro and Ultra model renames next year.
New Super Intelligence & Knuckles feat. Dante from the Devil May Cry Series New Funky Mode Happy Home Designer Ultimate Nintendo Switch 2 Edition Plus Ultra XL Pro Max The New Challengers Fun At Home Bigger, Longer, and Uncut Unrated DX Director’s Cut 2 Battle.
…Tokyo Drift
*Pro & Pro Max… Ftfy
Pro Max for mobile intelligence; Ultra for desktop intelligence.
Limited Edition or Extreme…
If this is not the strongest American signal that AI is a scam, I don’t know what else can help the public.
Surprised he didn’t rename it America Intelligence.













