@aeva@mastodon.gamedev.place: i’m a reasonable person with even keeled views and i think we can all agree as reasonable even keeled people that i’m basically a saint for proposing the compromise position that it’s ok to take a massive dump in the pool if you’re really careful about it. now, i know that taking a massive disgusting shit in the pool is horrifically unhygienic, and it could cause tiny little babies to get sick, but you also have to admit that it saves a lot of time and is basically the future.