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LadyButterfly she/her@piefed.blahaj.zoneM to NiceMemes@sopuli.xyzEnglish · 1 day ago

I'd love that

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I'd love that

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LadyButterfly she/her@piefed.blahaj.zoneM to NiceMemes@sopuli.xyzEnglish · 1 day ago
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  • Diplomjodler@lemmy.world
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    Good one. I’m going to do that next time.

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      Can you preprogram a watch to do that? Like set a timer and impress the other person who thinks it’s real

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        Ooh yeah. Lies are always a great way to begin relationships.

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          What if they’re just trying to fuck, and not start a relationship?

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            Oh yeah. I mean if all you’re doing is trying to get something out of someone else then sure, lying is just the bees knees.

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          “your eyes are like stars”

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            “Not as bright, but as far apart from each other.”

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              😭

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        Most modern smartwatches have heartrate monitoring. So you could probably set some kind of alert if your heartrate goes above a certain threshold. If you set the threshold low enough, you should be able to trigger the alert on cue.

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          Gets up from sitting position, thinking about what moment might be right

          Watch: BEEP Abnormal heart rate detected! Summoning emergency services!

          Date: Wow he’s pretty out of shape, I hope he doesn’t ask me to ride in the ambulance with him

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        You could with a Garmin if you made a custom app. Probably with others too.

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          Well, I know my Garmin instinct has that function, annoyingly.

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            I meant faking the alert.

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        Probably, but I don’t think you should

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