LadyButterfly she/her@piefed.blahaj.zoneM to NiceMemes@sopuli.xyzEnglish · 1 day agoI'd love thatpiefed.cdn.blahaj.zoneimagemessage-square28linkfedilinkarrow-up1264arrow-down13
arrow-up1261arrow-down1imageI'd love thatpiefed.cdn.blahaj.zoneLadyButterfly she/her@piefed.blahaj.zoneM to NiceMemes@sopuli.xyzEnglish · 1 day agomessage-square28linkfedilink
minus-squareDiplomjodler@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 day agoGood one. I’m going to do that next time.
minus-squarelugal@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2arrow-down1·1 day agoCan you preprogram a watch to do that? Like set a timer and impress the other person who thinks it’s real
minus-squareathatet@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12arrow-down1·1 day agoOoh yeah. Lies are always a great way to begin relationships.
minus-squareEarthwormjim91@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·20 hours agoWhat if they’re just trying to fuck, and not start a relationship?
minus-squareathatet@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3arrow-down2·19 hours agoOh yeah. I mean if all you’re doing is trying to get something out of someone else then sure, lying is just the bees knees.
minus-squareLinda R@nord.publinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16arrow-down1·1 day ago“Not as bright, but as far apart from each other.”
minus-squareDiplomjodler@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·edit-224 hours agoMost modern smartwatches have heartrate monitoring. So you could probably set some kind of alert if your heartrate goes above a certain threshold. If you set the threshold low enough, you should be able to trigger the alert on cue.
minus-squareBuddahriffic@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·3 hours agoGets up from sitting position, thinking about what moment might be right Watch: BEEP Abnormal heart rate detected! Summoning emergency services! Date: Wow he’s pretty out of shape, I hope he doesn’t ask me to ride in the ambulance with him
minus-squareStabbingSky@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 day agoYou could with a Garmin if you made a custom app. Probably with others too.
minus-squareJamesBoeing737MAX@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 day agoWell, I know my Garmin instinct has that function, annoyingly.
minus-squareWastedJobe@feddit.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 day agoProbably, but I don’t think you should
Good one. I’m going to do that next time.
Can you preprogram a watch to do that? Like set a timer and impress the other person who thinks it’s real
Ooh yeah. Lies are always a great way to begin relationships.
What if they’re just trying to fuck, and not start a relationship?
Oh yeah. I mean if all you’re doing is trying to get something out of someone else then sure, lying is just the bees knees.
“your eyes are like stars”
“Not as bright, but as far apart from each other.”
😭
Most modern smartwatches have heartrate monitoring. So you could probably set some kind of alert if your heartrate goes above a certain threshold. If you set the threshold low enough, you should be able to trigger the alert on cue.
Gets up from sitting position, thinking about what moment might be right
Watch: BEEP Abnormal heart rate detected! Summoning emergency services!
Date: Wow he’s pretty out of shape, I hope he doesn’t ask me to ride in the ambulance with him
You could with a Garmin if you made a custom app. Probably with others too.
Well, I know my Garmin instinct has that function, annoyingly.
I meant faking the alert.
Probably, but I don’t think you should