Source: https://mstdn.isometry.group/@Cahatstrophe2/117323121764942610
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@Cahatstrophe2@isometry.group: you’ve heard of two factor authentication. you’re heard of three factor authentication. now get ready for just never being able to fucking log in at all

Sites shouldn’t be letting you reset a password without answering security questions first either.
What was the middle name of your first highschool girlfriends dog?