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minus-squareTolookah@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 days agoOkay, but an important detail: will we get free healthcare?
minus-squareI_Jedi@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 days agoAbsolutely. They want you alive for as long as possible using healthcare tech that looks like sci fi, but they will use their mind control devices to make you completely loyal to them.
minus-squareGreyEyedGhost@piefed.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 days agoIf that healthcare tech can make my knees not hurt every day, they will have my undying loyalty, too.
minus-squareCharlesDarwin@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 days agoIt’s the Cubans that have been hoarding all the medbeds for themselves?
Okay, but an important detail: will we get free healthcare?
Absolutely. They want you alive for as long as possible using healthcare tech that looks like sci fi, but they will use their mind control devices to make you completely loyal to them.
If that healthcare tech can make my knees not hurt every day, they will have my undying loyalty, too.
It’s the Cubans that have been hoarding all the medbeds for themselves?