UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day agoHard Out There For A Womanlemmy.worldimagemessage-square131linkfedilinkarrow-up1320arrow-down119
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minus-squareTipRing@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up48·1 day agoI had a friend like you once, if he was into a woman there was guaranteed something dreadfully wrong with her. Like this was an actual conversation: Friend (excited): I just started seeing her, she’s amazing! The best thing that’s ever happened to me! Me: Dude, the last two girlfriends you said that about ended up in jail. Friend: No it’s different this time, she’s cool! She’s a gamer, we like the same music, she’s super chill. Me: Ok dude, I’m happy for you. Two weeks later Me: Dude, you ok? You look pretty down. Friend: My girlfriend likes to get into throw down drunken brawls with strangers every weekend. But this friend was also a weirdness magnet in general.
minus-squareCypher@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up7·17 hours agoI had an Irish girlfriend like that. I met her through boxing which should’ve been a hint.
minus-squareDr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up31·1 day agoI don’t think I’ve ever dated anyone violent, with myself or others, thank god. They usually just want me to piss inside them and stuff.
minus-squareMelodiousFunk@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up19·1 day agoJust stay away from the nose and ears and you’re golden.
minus-squareterranoid@lemmy.cafelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·1 day agoHow about you mind your own garble garble garble business
minus-squareMalica@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up7·1 day agoFight club crazy counts as crazy good in bed
minus-squareMutantTailThing@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·1 day agoThat feel when no fight club gf
minus-squareAmyAye@nord.publinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·1 day ago“If this is your first date, you have to fight.”
I had a friend like you once, if he was into a woman there was guaranteed something dreadfully wrong with her. Like this was an actual conversation:
Friend (excited): I just started seeing her, she’s amazing! The best thing that’s ever happened to me!
Me: Dude, the last two girlfriends you said that about ended up in jail.
Friend: No it’s different this time, she’s cool! She’s a gamer, we like the same music, she’s super chill.
Me: Ok dude, I’m happy for you.
Two weeks later
Me: Dude, you ok? You look pretty down.
Friend: My girlfriend likes to get into throw down drunken brawls with strangers every weekend.
But this friend was also a weirdness magnet in general.
I had an Irish girlfriend like that. I met her through boxing which should’ve been a hint.
I don’t think I’ve ever dated anyone violent, with myself or others, thank god. They usually just want me to piss inside them and stuff.
Just stay away from the nose and ears and you’re golden.
Hah. Golden.
How about you mind your own garble garble garble business
Fight club crazy counts as crazy good in bed
That feel when no fight club gf
“If this is your first date, you have to fight.”