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minus-squareSundray@lemmus.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up66·9 天前Oh, I know it’s a different world for the attractive. Best I can manage is, “You’re scrawny and weird, and you’ve got a beak like a toucan, but it is 3:00 am, so…”
minus-squarescoobford@piefed.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·7 天前Hey, that’s my uncle and he cleaned up both before and between his marriages. I recommend a subscription to GQ and a career in academia. Toucan beaks run in the family.
minus-squareMidnight Wolf@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up34·9 天前 scrawny and weird I’m listening
minus-squaresocsa@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·9 天前Some guys: “I am the genetically perfect man, able to provide and protect, recite poetry and carry you from a burning building to safety.” My father: “Alcoholism and mental illness means I’m usually the last person in the bar at closing time.”
minus-squarexkbx@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkarrow-up6·9 天前Some people find those kind of noses to be disarmingly attractive.
minus-squarewonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·8 天前That toucan beak is an asset, my friend. Use it!
Oh, I know it’s a different world for the attractive. Best I can manage is, “You’re scrawny and weird, and you’ve got a beak like a toucan, but it is 3:00 am, so…”
Hey, that’s my uncle and he cleaned up both before and between his marriages. I recommend a subscription to GQ and a career in academia.
Toucan beaks run in the family.
I’m listening
Face sitting.
Ayy, you come here often?
Some guys: “I am the genetically perfect man, able to provide and protect, recite poetry and carry you from a burning building to safety.”
My father: “Alcoholism and mental illness means I’m usually the last person in the bar at closing time.”
Some people find those kind of noses to be disarmingly attractive.
That toucan beak is an asset, my friend. Use it!