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cm0002@lemy.lol to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 2 days ago

Threadizens! I give you ✨THE WINDOWS STACK✨

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Threadizens! I give you ✨THE WINDOWS STACK✨

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cm0002@lemy.lol to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 2 days ago
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    *1400 patches in one month

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    And ya’ll bitch about systemd 🫤

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      To be fair, systemd is like the Windows 11 of Linux software.

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        You are thinking of snap

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        Hardly. It does what it needs to then a bit too much more but in my experience all the pieces at least fit together and I’ve never had any instability from systemd.

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    we’re gonna put copilot in EVERYTHING! it’ll be great

    bill arrives for the compute

    we’re gonna take copilot out of EVERYTHING it’ll be uh

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      Lol. Work is currrently trying to cram Copilot into critical business processes despite it being incapable of doing very basic things.

      However, it has shed light on the fact that we have people in management who dont understand the fundamentals of how our business operates. Not that anything will be done about it.

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        have they tried replacing management with copilot?

        I mean with some of the managers I hear about, it couldn’t be worse than the current situation…

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          I’ve always said that most middle management can be replaced by LLMs. And not even the more expensive models. Gemini flash would probably do about as good of a job as most middle managers.

          Of course an LLM couldn’t do the job of a really good middle manager. But most middle management is basically doing basically what LLMs do, and hallucinate and get things wrong just as often.

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    I’m pretty sure notepad.exe is actually below the kernel. Its load bearing.

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      I can confirm it’s not. One cool feature Windows does have is Windows sandbox, which lets you instantly start a blank Windows VM with no persistence. I was playing around with it yesterday and discovered it doesn’t include notepad in the guest OS!

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        I’ll bet the hypervisor for that VM is notepad based /j

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        still kinda pissed they got rid of edit.com after win7…

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          They brought it back (well, a modern version) in Win 11.

          It’s available for Linux too!

          https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/windows/edit/

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            Recently revived my old gaming PC, decided to put Bazzite on it. Was a bit surprised to see that sudoedit had a menubar and everything, used to it being vim or something. Got even more surprised when I found out it was made by fucking Microsoft. Yuck.

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      is notepad.exe still around? I was sure they had replaced it with a new Microsoft Store app with copilot and ads.

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        yes, and i think you can open it with win+r notepad

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        Yes, but they made it dumber.

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      Notepad++ is in my opinion. It just should be at the side in mid air supporting a big lever under cmd

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    Wait, is the current start menu thing really edge webview??

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      It isnt, but it is a react native component, so it is running a JavaScript runtime

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    I love these type of memes XD

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    Can you make the copilot icon 7 times bigger and have it pulsate?

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    It’s horrifying, but I can’t look away…

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    File explorer should be way bigger.

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      And with spiderwebs of connecting lines tying it to pretty much every block both above and below it.

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    missing level 0 = electricity.

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      A section of the technology tree from the game Civilization Six

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        That tree reads like “build an apple orchard to discover gravity”.

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        What game is this from?

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          Not 100% sure, but I think civilization 6

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            Goog’s image search agrees with you: “The image shows a section of the Atomic Era technology tree from Sid Meier’s Civilization VI”. One thing AI is good for.

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            thanks :)

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    Not sure what the Apple logo is doing there, though Macs did have Boot Camp until the Apple Silicon models.

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    About cmd: if you trace back things like right-click > print, it’s usually a switcheroo between 7 registry keys and 5 directories that ends in some.dll /arg.

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    I miss taskmanager. Should be right on top win32

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    Part 2: ReactOS stack

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