Vampires have been drinking blood since when they put lead miners in a cramped cage with eachother
Lead is a sweetener.
the victorian duchess/duke with arsenic gowns couldn’t have better blood than you
Become undrinkable
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/3wNENerrFrU
Become a Wizard!
Where the fuck have all the free range, organic humans gone? 😭
Dead from diseases that were eradicated generations ago
Those lives we are a small price to pay, at least from the perspective of the vampire.
All the granola moms turned conservative
Oh, for the good old days of blood flavored with opium and copious amounts of gin 🧛.
I mean, opioids aplenty out there in the world right now.
Not like someone doing the fentanyl lean is going to run.
Why do you think I’m hiding in hell? It was more fun when it was a surprise beer or rum. Now everyone is full of this shit…
my vampire when she realises that I’m not taking any psychiatric meds…
your vampire?!?!?! tell me how
Sadly, energy vampire. Just an overbearing friend that doesn’t know when to go home.
So, you know how farmers own dairy cows…?
I wish I knew…
they probably can smell it. vampires have all thier senses enhanced.
Drugs too, nobody raw dogging reality right now.
I take my pills and I’m happy all the time, happy all the time, happy all the time.
You mean drugs other than there Tylenol, psychiatric medicine and marijuana mentioned in op?
Well marijuana is barely a drug nowadays, the psychiatric medicine could be anything from a mild antidepressant to amphetamine to xanax though, so that may or may not count as not raw dogging reality (though honestly I can say that the amphetamine doesn’t affect your perception of reality)
Except for the micro plastics, those are all drugs. One of them was even recreational, depending on the state.
Actually that one was a macroplastic
