• jonline@feddit.online
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    4 days ago

    One time in college Friend A was going to drive us someplace. She started the car and said, “You ready, baby?”

    Friend B in the front seat went, “…yeah?”

    Friend A snapped, “I was talking to the car”

    Dunno why I still think about that sometimes. Lost touch with those friends years ago.

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      3 days ago

      Maybe it’s just me, but any time a friend uses a pet name for their SO in my presence, I feel obligated to respond to it, because it will never not be funny. Like saying “that’s what she said.”

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        1 day ago

        I find “That’s what she said” great specifically in response to non-sexy things, like “I have a headache and I’m not in the mood”

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      3 days ago

      I knew someone that named their Ford probe “Vic,” so it could’ve been worse…