“I don’t hate all babies, just human ones”
I mean, they are more durable, have better grip, and don’t grow up to vote for MAGA
The baby what exactly?
A golden retriever puppy doesn’t have an oversized head that looks like it’ll snap off if handled improperly
Well puppies ARE much cuter than human children of any age.
That’s just an objective fact and not at all my subjective opinion!
Unsurprising opinion considering you’re a viking…
This aligns with my personal opinion therefore it must be the objective truth.
[Start running with the baby]
Yes! I will happily hold almost any baby of almost any species.
I will 100% hold the baby. Dog baby or baby baby. its time to fall asleep on the couch, watching Star Trek.
The pathological need to make your baby everyone else’s business needs to be studied
Its not " look at the cute thing you must want to hold it" its " please take the cute thing. I am exhausted & NEED A FREAKING SECOND."
Now that I can do 🙏
Human evolution
Guess I evolved wrong then because I want nothing to do with the little fuckers.
That is 100% true. Objectively your genes are an evolutionary dead end.
Yeah evolution is pretty shit. It is just good enough to not completely wipe out all life on its own.
Well in this case the baby is a dog so…
Now that I can work with
Yeah. It is very hard to understand unless you experience it. I think it’s a change in brain chemistry but could also be trauma from the stress and lack of sleep. 🤷
Yeah, generally speaking if my “brain chemistry” needs to change for me to understand something, that sounds more like trauma than rationality
As a parent, I get so many people that are so thrilled to hold the baby (why?? It’s a droll machine! My very own droll machine that I live but why do you want a part of it?) that it becomes normal to offer the droll machine around. Obviously, I am also not an asshole and accept the nos, and also accept that some people pretty much disappeared from my life because they don’t want to deal with the drool machine or all the constraints of the droll machine.
1/6 correct not bad.
Because we’re a social animal species
Ok wise guy then explain why nobody talks to me :(
Step one. Get a baby.
Is that why everyone’s distancing themselves from everyone else as soon as they get money?
