Democrat Gina Hinojosa pulled off a stunning upset in the Texas governor’s race Tuesday, after three-term Gov. Greg Abbott ® conceded the race.
Third best birthday ever!
Thank you Texas!!
Roll on out homie
Trump: vote like I’m on the ballot
Voters: ok
Brilliant
Throwing off both Abbott and Paxton feels like finally getting the test results and finding out your gonorrhea has cleared.
I hearby dub thee, cured of gonorrhea
A million thanks. My Texas feels better already!
Dan Patrick, Bo French… and by wide FUCK YOU margins.
As a liberal in Texas, FUUUUUUUCK YEAH.
As a left-wing Okie, I’m proud of y’all.
I’m sorry for yall
The fact that it’s a quarter to 11 and the AP only just called the race for Mazzei gives me some hope for '28 and '30 and maybe even '32. Every county in Oklahoma voted for Trump in '24. This was a state Trump won by 34 points.
Maybe the turd receptacles who keep voting to keep this place a total shit hole will mostly be dead in 10 years, and those of us who care about bettering the places where we live instead of abandoning them can actually get some work done.
that would be nice, but there’s been a concerted effort to turn young men into Nazis. can’t just count on natural death to purge the world of poison. teach local girls how to set up a hunting accident and the joys of either lesbianism or taking care of thirty cats.
If I had a nickel for every liberal Texan I’ve seen or known for a Fluttershy pfp. I would have like 2 dollars.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY OF YOU?!
There are dozens of us. Dozens.
And we just want to hug you and chat over tea.
I would absolutely fucking be down for tea time with flutterbutt. BUT ONLY IF I GET TO PET ANGEL RABBIT. I love me sum buns.
Congratulations on a job very well done! Incredible.
Fuck yeah indeed. Well done.
Is that sarcasm? Could we not get a progressive?
Texas has been red for over three decades. The state was a key part of the Southern Strategy, because packing the 5th circuit court of appeals with conservative judges was a big part in overthrowing longstanding liberal legislation.
Texas provides a direct pipeline to the 5th circuit, and they also needed to pack a local district court too. So all of the legislation they hate can get litigated in that district court, seen by a batshit crazy conservative judge, and get a batshit crazy conservative ruling. And then any appeals will go to the 5th circuit court of appeals, where it will land in front of another batshit crazy federal judge. And when that batshit crazy federal judge makes a batshit crazy ruling, it goes into effect nationwide unless the SCOTUS overturns it.
Seriously, basically every time you see some kind of “federal judge overturns the
every person gets a free puppy and our farts all magically smell like cotton candylaw, and reinstates thelivestream puppies getting fed into the Puppy Masher 9000 and we all have uncontrollable diarrhealaw instead” type of news story, it’s coming out of the 5th circuit court of appeals.Texas got hit hard by conservative propaganda as a result, because it has been instrumental as a weapon for conservatives to overturn liberal legislation. Let’s not let perfect be the enemy of progress.
I’ll take what we can get. It’s been 32 years since a Democrat had a shot in this state.
Wow, didn’t imagine Texas would get rid of Abbott too - incredible.
I’m waiting to see Dan Patrick and the rest admit defeat as well. The fact that he called it without a fight is insane
You expect him to stand up and fight like a man?
He hasn’t stood to fight anything since removing the torte law he used to make his money and which put him in that chair in the first place
You know people fucking hate Abbott when a sexist and ableist joke gets up voted here
If Abbott wasn’t an ableist piece of shit himself I’d get mad about it but traitors get what they deserve.
bullying is cool when you do it to a Nazi pedophile.
Even though I hate Greg Abbott and everything he stands for, the dude very obviously hates Donald Trump and MAGA, and genuinely relishes the rule of law (even though he manipulates it to benefit his donors). I think Abbott conceded so early to send a message to other Replicans who may be considering “election fraud” shenanigans. I think he hates that shit.
I’m relieved he conceded. That’s as much credit as he deserves.
I was unbelievably relieved, but also totally surprised, because he conceded well before the race was even called
The fact that he called it without a fight is insane
I’m guessing that means the margins are huge and undeniable.
As of about 30 minutes ago she had a 1.2M vote lead and in 4 major cities she held a 40-60 point lead.
Didn’t even realize it was in the cards. What a pleasant surprise.
Thrilled to see him gone. One of the worst transphobes in the country. And DeSantis is gone too (didn’t run).
I could fucking cry.
I’m so proud of Texas.
Gonna go down there and shoot with my cousins. Hell fuckin yeah!
What the… oh. WITH. Gotcha.
I assumed ejaculate party
Fucking incredible!!! I had really lost faith in the purple Texas that felt just below the surface for so long. I left last year and was feeling guilty that my blue vote today was going to a solidly blue California instead of fighting the good fight in Texas, but they fucking did it. I’m thrilled.
Celebrate tonight, but deep down my thought is that if Cornyn was chosen, things might honestly be totally opposite in Texas still on all fronts. Which means the Ted Cruz replacement won’t be nearly as easy.
Whatever campaign Ted Cruz tries to run, it’s going to look totally different from the campaigns we just watched. All the fear mongering around socialism and trans issues fell totally flat in Texas
Fuck that, this is momentum! Let’s pack Cruz up and send him back to lemmy.ca (kidding, but only just.)
Fuck yeah! That dude is a huuuuuuuuuuge POS. Woo hoo!
Holy shit not only did she win, he actually conceded. Didn’t keep bitching forever.
Holy shit, they finally got rid of Abbott!
It’s a bright day in Texas!
Ann Richards would be so proud 😭 I didn’t think I’d ever see my state so blue
President Trump has this to say about Abbott a few minutes ago:
If Greg Abbott, the Governor of Texas, hadn’t become a RINO in the last six months of his Political Life, he wouldn’t have lost. He went back to his original formula, and it wasn’t pretty! President DONALD J. TRUMP
Trump is also looking at a career change:
I’m going to become a Political Pundit, both good and bad, on the reasons these Candidates won and lost! President DONALD J. TRUMP
This increases the chances that he will shit himself and die on live TV
I would enjoy seeing Trump yell at a reporter on live TV before he starts clutching and looking around wildly.
Why does he sign his tweets?
I’m a Californian leftist, but I legit cried tears of joy for Texas when I heard about Hinojosa and Talarico
