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Texans🤠 are saying “NO”❌ ❎ ❌ to their vegetables🧑🏻🦽
took me a sec
The parent was the one being blocked, and the child unblocked them long enough to pimp slap them with a text about democrats retaking control of the house and senate.
What we can deduce from this post, is that the parent was a filthy MAGAT, and their child cut contact with them because they were a giant piece of shit; (as in the parent emotionally, physically, and/or sexually abused their child hard enough that when the child became and adult, the blocked the parent from their life.)
I bet Rose still likes to pretend she has no idea why her child cut her off.
the child unblocked them long enough to pimp slap them with a text
That’s still no excuse for failing to use grammatically correct full sentences and employing vast herds of emoji whose subtext are confusing and tenuous at best.
Like holy hell, that’s a WoT that is exhausting to look at, much less decipher.
If you’re gonna pimp slap a conservative, most will need to be spoon-fed content at a 5th grade level or less, you’re not going to get through to them with the sophistication that typical mid-leftist content has. It’s just too advanced for them, even when broken down and written simply in short sentences.
In case you missed it, some deductions can also be made from the flag in the parents handle.
I guess the flag indicates she supports Israel, or has been brainwashed by AIPAC propoganda. Is there anything else that flag seems to suggest. I had to look her up to see her account image better, and it’s pure maga trash. “Patriot warriors.”
I bet she would love it if Trump grabbed her by the pussy.
My old fart brain really struggled reading that with all the emoji but it was completely worth it.
💯️
I feel old reading that text, but I completely agree with the content. I prefer to use words… but sometimes images can express the intention better than the words can.
(funny thought - Ideograms might be peak language since they can have temporal/cultural “intonation” baked in… Emoji is just western cultures catching up with Chinese/Korean/Japanese Kanji)
Nature is healing
“rage bait ravings”
bitch u mean emojipasta ?
Giving it a new name doesn’t make it any less unhinged. It is “ravings”. “Rage bait” depends on if “celebrating democracy” is rage-inducing to the viewer.
Does anyone have the pasta?
🍆🍆🍆🚨🚨 ATTENTION ⚠️📢 MY FILTHY 🫦💋 LITTLE 🤏 CONSTITUTIONAL CUNTS 📜🍑💦🇺🇸‼️ ERECTION 🗳️🍆💦 NIGHT 🌙✨ HAS OFFICIALLY 🚨✅ REACHED CLIMAX 😩🥵💦💦💦 THE BLUE BALLS 🔵🔵💙 HAVE EXPLODED 💥💥🌊💦 ALL OVER 🫨💦 DADDY DONNY’S 🍊👴🏻🤡 ORANGE FACE 😭💦🍊‼️ THE UNITED SLUTS 🇺🇸🍑💋 OF AMERICUM 🦅🗽✨ HAVE FINALLY 🙌🎉 GOTTEN THEIR DEMOCRUSSY 💙🫦🍑💦 BACK‼️🌊💙 JAMES TALAFREAKO 🤠🍆💋 IS SERVING 💅✨ TEXASS 🍑🤠🔥 WHILE KEN PAXTON 🐷🥦🤢 IS GAGGING 🤮😵💫 ON HIS FUCKING VEGETABLES 🥕🥬🥦🍆‼️ LINDSEY GRAHAM 👵🏻📿😭 HAS LOST HIS SOUTH CAROLINUSSY 🌴🍑💦 TO FANNIE ANDREWS 💃🔥💅👑 AND VIVEK RAWDOGSWAMY 🐎🍆🥵 IS GETTING HIS BLOW-HIO BUSSY 🍑💦🫦 DEMOLISHED 💥💥🍆 BY SHERROD BROWN 🤎💪🔥‼️ MAGA 🐘🍊🤡 IS PISSING 💦🚽 SHITTING 💩🚨 CRYING 😭😭 AND BEGGING 🥺🙏 FOR GRINDR TRADE 📲🍆🍑👀‼️ 🚨🚨🚨 THE BLUE WAVE 🌊💙🌊💙 HAS LEFT THE REPUBLICUNTS 🐘🍑🤡 HIGH 🥴⬆️ DRY 🏜️🌵 AND HORNY 🍆😩🥵‼️💅🍑💦 THE STATUE OF LIBERTY 🗽🇺🇸✨ IS SERVING CUNT 👑💋💅🍑 THE LAND 🏔️🌎 OF THE FREE 🦅🗽 IS OFFICIALLY ✅🎉 THE HOME 🏠💕 OF THE FREAKS 🫦😈🏳️🌈💗💜💙🍆💦 AND THE CUNTSTITUTION 📜🍑🦅 NOW REQUIRES 🚨⚖️ MANDATORY SLAYTRIOTISM 🇺🇸💅👑✨‼️ IN GOD 🙏⛪️ WE THRUST 👉🏼👌🏼🍆💦😩 💌💌 SEND 📫➡️💌 THIS TO 2️⃣0️⃣ OF YOUR FREAKIEST 🫦😈💅 BLUE-BALLED 🔵🔵💦 BALLOT BABES 🗳️🍑💋 IF YOU GET 🔟 BACK 🔙💌 YOU’RE A NATIONAL 🇺🇸🦅 CUNTSTITUTIONAL 📜🍑 TREASURE 💎👑💅✨ IF YOU GET 5️⃣✋ YOU’RE A BIPARTISAN 🤝💙❤️ BOTTOM 🍑🫦😩 AND IF YOU GET 0️⃣🚫😭 YOU’RE A DONALD FRUMP 🎺🤡🍊 WITH NO TRADE 🚫🍆💔 NO RIGHTS 🚫📜⚖️ AND NO BUSSY 🚫🍑😭‼️ GOD BLESS 🙏✨ THE UNITED SLAY-TES 🇺🇸🦅💙🌊💦💅👑🍆🍑‼️
🚨🌊🌊 THE BIG BLUE 💦💦 TSUNAMI 🌊🌊🚨 HAS 🍆 ARRIVED 🍆 YOU 😩😩 FILTHY 😈 ELECTORAL 😈 FREAKS 🍑🍑🥵 The 🐴🔵 DONKEYS 🔵🐴 just went ALL 💯💯 THE 💯💯 WAY 🍆🍆 in BOTH 👐👐 CHAMBERS 🏛️🏛️ of CONGRESS 😫😫 and they did NOT 🙅♂️🙅♂️ pull out 😳😳💦 It’s a 🔵🔵 BLUE-KAKKE 🔵🔵 from SEA 🌊 to SHINING 🌊 SEA 💦 The 🐘🔴 ELEPHANTS 🔴🐘 are crying 😭😭 into their 🗳️ RECOUNT 🗳️ forms 📝📝 because their 🍆 MAJORITY 🍆 went SOFT 😔😔 right when it MATTERED 📉📉💀 The HOUSE 🏠🏠? CLAIMED 😈😈 The SENATE 🏛️🏛️? BRED 🥵🥵 The FILIBUSTER?? 😳 Getting 👉👌 RAILED 👉👌 by SIMPLE 🍆 MAJORITY 🍆 VOTES 💦💦 GAY 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈 SHARIA 📜📜 LAW 🔨 is now 🥵 OFFICIALLY 🥵 SPREADING 🍑🍑 across the CUNTRY 🇺🇸😩 and your 🧔 UNCLE 🧔 at THANKSGIVING 🦃🦃 is ALREADY 😱😱 SWEATING 💦💦💦 So BEND 🙇🙇 OVER 🍑 for TWO 2️⃣ YEARS 📅📅 of 🔵 LEGISLATIVE 🔵 POUNDING 🔨🔨🍆 because the GAVEL 🔨 is BLUE 🔵 and it is THICC 🍆😤
Don’t know if they’re the same, but those two were going around my chats Wednesday morning
Edit: To clarify, I don’t know in the sense that I can’t focus on them long enough, or god forbid commit the to memory long enough to compare one to the other. I do thoroughly enjoy the vibe, though.
Socials are wild these days, man. So many shitty parents telling on themselves and not realizing it.
Lol rawdogswami
This is how you deal with a shitty parent, who’s actually the brainwashed one.
Totally. Only non braiwashed people ramble with mix of emoji gibberish and capslock
Satire? No… clearly they must be crazy and really want to eat those babies!
Mandatory bluesky account… ewww.
we all know bluesky is israel-aligned. with that being said, mastodon accounts are now mandatory.
I hope we can do that in Woke 2.6
Don’t know about the company itself, but users jump all over the occasional Zionist that pops up.
TIL some families fight over politics
/s
I feel like that text message was algorithmically designed to cause a stroke
Better an open fight than quiet resentment.
Ikr‽ mine just stops talking to each other over it
I think even brain damaged LLM would have a hard time coming up with this shit
ITT: people that have never seen these kind of copypastas before. This isnt a unique phenomenon, they go out every holiday and major event. Here is one I got on halloween from a friend:
DICK or TREAT! 🍬 DICK or TREAT! 🍬🙏🏼 GIVE ME 🙏🏼 SOMETHING 😉 GOOD TO EAT! 🐱 👅 😈 Happy HalloWEINER 🎃 all you VAGINA LICKING VAMPIRES 🧛🏻‼️ Now that COCKtober 🗓 has CUM 💦 to an end, the Spookiest 👻 and SLUTTIEST 😈 holiday is upon us: SLUT-O-WEEN! 🎃‼️ So it’s time ⏰ for all you Bad Bitch 💁🏻♀️Witches 🧙🏻♀️to hop OFF 🙅🏼♀️ that broomstick 🧹 and hop 🔛 this dick! 🌽 Your mans🙋🏽♂️will celebrate 🎉 by MUNCHING 😋 your Laffy Taffy 🍬 and 👆🏼ButterFINGERING👆🏼😂 that PEPPERMINT 😻 PUSSY 😻 until you MOAN 😵 with Almond JOY‼️ SUCKK 🍭 his HARDDD 💪🏾 BLOW 💨 POP until he StarBURSTS 💦 his 🍯 BIT O HONEY 🍯 😈 into your JELLY BELLY! 😱🥰 This SLUT-O-WEEN 🎃 don’t 🙅🏾♀️ be a bore 😴… so make sure ✔️ you DRESS 👠 like a TOTAL 💁🏼♀️ WHORE! 🤸🏼♂️😈 Send 📩 this to 6️⃣9️⃣ HALLOWEEN HOES 👯♀️ before MIDNIGHT 🌚 CUMS or you’ll be CURSED 🌀😱 with a NO 🚫 NUT 🥜 NOVEMBER 😭😭😭
I‘m glad there are still such wordsmiths in this LLM age.
My God this abomination of text should not exist. We have to go back.
Don’t you see? There is no going back! We’re in the thick of it now baby, so buckle up buckaroo cause it’s a bumpy road ahead and where we’re going we don’t need Hitachi wands, but we got 'em anyways!
Oh yeah we’re fucked, I’m buckled in but scared - this ride is wackadoo.
What in the actual fuck did I just read
Poetry
You think they’ll study us in the future?
Something straight out of 2012
I think the fact that you received this says more about you and your friend than it does about the state-of-the-art in copypasta…
How dare you not post the copyable text too lol
💦 💧 Splish splosh BITCH💥👊 🚿 It’s the🌊🌊🌊 BLUE WAVE🌊🌊🌊 👋 🟦 After 🔟 years📆 📆 😮💨 of TRUMP🍊🙅 Americans🦅 🇺🇸 are saying 🗣️ DOWN PIGGY👇 🐷 And wine moms🍷 from coast🌉 to🗽 coast🛫 are out for BLOOD🧛 🩸 We’re flipping🔃 seats🪑 that have NEVER BEEN FLUPPED🤯 🤯 😲 From TALAFREAKO😜🫦 and HinoHOEsa💃 proving that Texans🤠 are saying “NO”❌ ❎ ❌ to their vegetables🧑🏻🦽 🪦🎉 To FANNIE Andrews 🌮🥵 making that Graham crakkka CRUMBLE💔 💥 in SC 🎊✨ To Rawdogswami🌭 eating SHIT🤢 in BLOW-HIO🍆 🤤 So steam💨 those pride flags🏳️🌈 🏳️🌈 because at MIDNIGHT 🌠😴🚨 🚨 WOKE 2.0 IS IN EFFECT🚨🚨 🤖 We’re THEY/THEMING STRANGERS’ DOGS🐶 ♂️ ♀️ We’re doing LAND ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS🧘 🗺️ in TEAMS CALLS💻 📞 We’re lining up 🧑🏾🤝🧑🏾 🧑🏼🤝🧑🏾 🧑🏽🤝🧑🏼 for MANDATORY BLUESKY ACCOUNTS🌥️ 📲 WE’RE MAKING OUR EMOJIS RACIAL👍🏻🧑🏾🫰🏿 AND NONBINARY🫅🏼🫄🏽🧑🏿⚖️ AGAIN💯 💯 💯 Long live✊🏻 ✊🏼 ✊🏾 ✊🏿 the libs 🚩 🚩 🪖 🦅 🗽 💕 💖
Yeah, that one is going into the group chat
Did you hunt down the original, or did you write all that by hand?
Searched for “splish splosh bitch” and found it lmao
Doing non-binary God’s work
I so hope people see how clever that was, working on two levels at once.
A lot of people here missing the joke that Maga usually writes messages like this, and that this is a parody
i thought emojipastas were more of a young uns thing regardless of politics
I didn’t actually realize people still sent copypastas. Like I’ve always seen the filters on messaging and like auto mod stuff, but I’ve never actually seen anyone do it in like 15-20 years now so I actually had stopped enabling those type of filters.
I’m not disappointed about that though, I don’t feel like I’ve lost anything of value.
And A lot of people seem to be sincerely liking that mess, which is… disconcerting…
I’m thrilled that it bothers you. We will keep posting, ty for the encouragement 🤗
I can’t enjoy things
Isn’t the flex you think it is.
It’s entertaining because it’s written to both parody and trigger MAGA, that’s all there is to it.
