I didn’t think I’d have to point this out, but this is not Alice Huang, the alleged Chinese spy and Jensen Huang’s, er, love interest (yes they share the same name).
This is a Korean singer called Elliye, the pic is from a 2017 instagram post and is known for the “last thing you see before leaking state secrets” meme.
Nobody’s trying to honeypot me, I’m probably not even on some watchlist, what a waste.
Buddy, you’ll always be on my watch list
:3
Didnt even give me an interview, scoundrels and rapscallions over there at the CIA
I can confirm, this is true- I have been know to rapscallion and scoundrel. In our defense, on your resume you put “Russian Spy” as your current position.
have you tried to be ceo of trillion dollar company? may work
I’ll spy on you if you take me out to dinner and a movie.
Get us some chips and we’ll double team you.
Get them yourself
I’m gonna need reports written in the form of a buddy cop screenplay
Did you at least make oliphant or tesseract lists?
I think there’s a decent chance most lemmiites are considered suspicious characters by at least a government or two.
hey bebe u wanna share trade secrets
Me: Lifts up skirt and presents anus. UwU
“We’ve been trying to contact you about your car’s extended warranty…”