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cm0002@literature.cafe to Memes@sopuli.xyz · 23 小时前

No thanks, Honey isn't vegan

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cm0002@literature.cafe to Memes@sopuli.xyz · 23 小时前
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    why would you use an “opener” on random people getting into an elevator with you?

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      20 小时前

      Did you catch the game last night?

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        What was Wenger thinking sending Walcott on that early?

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          18 小时前

          The thing about Arsenal is they always try to walk it in

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        Moss from the IT Crowd saying "Did you see that ludicrous display last night?"

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        19 小时前

        Is the police still waiting outside?

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        18 小时前

        Do you like hot fudge Sundays?

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          18 小时前

          Ever seen a guy eat his own head?

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        20 小时前

        you mean Dune: Awakening?

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      Yeah, you hit on them when they’re getting OUT of it. Don’t want to make them feel uncomfortable and trapped.

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        Door closes

        You mumble, “Your outfit matches your notebook, and I think that’s really cute.” It echoes in the empty elevator. You’ll keep thinking about that cute number, but not as long as you’ll regret missing the opportunity to have said it to her face. That kind of compliment has the potential to really brighten a person’s day.

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          One of the best things about transitioning is that now I can compliment people’s clothes without them thinking I’m trying to boink them.

          Sometimes that outfit just really complements your skin tone, you know?

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            I can say that too? I just gotta make sure its on the leaving the elevator side

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      Its called shooting your shot

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        I don’t have a gun, and even if I had one, why would I shoot random people?

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        if you have to resort to harassing strangers who are trapped in an elevator with you, then you are far too ugly to be “shooting your shot”.

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          You can see if theyre interested by talking to them. Shooting your shot doesnt mean flashing and hoping for sex. Do you know how to socialize?

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            18 小时前

            you think women want to socialize with strange men in an elevator? who is your favorite manosphere influencer?

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              Now youre just assuming. Touch grass.

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                and you’re assuming that women would feel safe with you harassing them in a cramped space. why don’t you head over to !womensstuff@piefed.blahaj.zone and ask them how they would feel about that.

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                  18 小时前

                  I’m sorry for whatever trauma you went through that makes you feel like someone standing in an elevator is strange and predatory.

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                    18 小时前

                    moth is sorry you’re going through such a dry spell you’re desperate enough to jump at the first woman you see.

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              Yes, I do think that.

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          “Ugly people don’t deserve love” so says the moth???

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            sexual predators should have the right to harass people who are trapped with them, so says the voxie?

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              11 小时前

              Someone trying to flirt in an elevator is a sexual predator, so says moth??

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