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SSUPII@sopuli.xyz to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago

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SSUPII@sopuli.xyz to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago
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  • peoplebeproblems@midwest.social
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    I asked the local BMW dealer if I had to take a class to unlearn how to use a turn signal.

    He did not find it funny, which I found even more hilarious.

    • Gowron_Howard@lemmy.world
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      So you’re telling me they’re not an optional extra?

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        Nowadays the turn signal is probably a monthly subscription

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        Correct. Blew my mind too.

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      From what I hear, the car itself beats it out of you.

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        Based on the number of BMWs I see in the shop there?

        Something gets beat, that’s for sure.

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      Of course, something about the german nature of the business prevents them from finding things funny.

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        You know, in retrospect, you are totally right.

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