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SSUPII@sopuli.xyz to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 9 hours ago

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SSUPII@sopuli.xyz to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 9 hours ago
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  • LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz
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    I almost got in an accident with a BMW driver, today. They made it look like they were turning but faked me out and went straight, instead. Then they proceeded to scream something at me in a different language for about 30 seconds, while blocking my turn. I was the only one who signaled. There’s no point to this story, I just felt it added to the vibe here.

  • General_Effort@lemmy.world
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    429k views

    (X) Doubt

  • PrettyFlyForAFatGuy@feddit.uk
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    Owned a BMW 320i for 8 years.

    I had no idea it could do that…

  • Machinist@lemmy.world
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    Dated a girl with a BMW and the turn signal was real fucky. Didn’t click right, had no feel. You had to look at the dash to even see if it was on.

    German engineering can suck my fucking balls.

  • selkiesidhe@sh.itjust.works
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    My hubby drives a bmw and every time he uses his turn signals I point out that he is confusing other drivers

    • lightrush@lemmy.ca
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      Consistency is important.

  • monkeyslikebananas2@lemmy.world
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    I have a BMW and I use my turn signals! There are dozens of us!

  • Jesus@lemmy.world
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    When does the Telsa version of this video drop?

  • jonesey71@lemmus.org
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    490k views? Obviously not being viewed by the BMW drivers in my area.

    • ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works
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      They missed the signal.

  • EtAl@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    I used to ride a motor bike and BMW divers are the reason I sold it. So many of them don’t care about anyone beyond the range of their own knuckles.

    • Corn@lemmy.ml
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      Every driver in China is like that. The popular consensus seems to be if other drivers know what you plan to do, they will use it against you.

      • Pacattack57@lemmy.world
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        Bro this is applicable EVERYWHERE 😂

  • bridgeenjoyer@sh.itjust.works
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    It would be funny if the video length was 3 hours

  • Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world
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    Comments are turned off… Of course they are. 😄

  • 𝔻𝔼𝕍𝕀𝕃𝕀𝕊ℍ@lemmy.world
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    429K user be like :

  • peoplebeproblems@midwest.social
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    I asked the local BMW dealer if I had to take a class to unlearn how to use a turn signal.

    He did not find it funny, which I found even more hilarious.

    • SonOfAntenora@lemmy.world
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      Of course, something about the german nature of the business prevents them from finding things funny.

      • peoplebeproblems@midwest.social
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        You know, in retrospect, you are totally right.

    • unalivejoy@lemmy.zip
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      From what I hear, the car itself beats it out of you.

      • peoplebeproblems@midwest.social
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        Based on the number of BMWs I see in the shop there?

        Something gets beat, that’s for sure.

    • Gowron_Howard@lemmy.world
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      So you’re telling me they’re not an optional extra?

      • peoplebeproblems@midwest.social
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        Correct. Blew my mind too.

  • 58008@lemmy.world
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    I am so terminally carless and unautomobile pilled that I have literally no clue what this is about.

    • TheTux@lemmy.ml
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      Its a stereotype: BMW drivers supposedly tend to not use their turn signals in instances when they should, which can make them less predictable on the road which can be very dangerous.

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        Which has led to a bunch of jokes about it.

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    They only come with a left turn signal by default. It’s to indicate you’re too slow driving with 200 km/h on the left lane and they want to overtake.

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      Doesn’t matter what speed you are going, if you can, move to the right.

      RECHTSFAHRGEBOT, MOTHER FUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?

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        No.if im going at the speed limit I shouldn’t have to let anyone pass. Specially those assholes who instead of blinking and waiting take their overcompensating weapon-truck and drive illegally close to me.

        I like driving on the left lane because otherwise I just have to keep changing laws to overtake those NOT going at the speed limit. If you want to out everyone at risk, don’t get demanding

        • Machinist@lemmy.world
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          Oh, you’re that very special person. Just watching people pass you on the right like a moderately stoned bovine.

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