An army has training, organization, and weapons.

Wart Hunder

Relax the throat and cup the balls

No snack bag already popped

Corn is a fruit in the same way that oxygen is a metal

I peaked like 10 years ago when I hooked up with a gorgeous redhead friend

This is a close second though

Por que no los dos

No carnies are my number two fear

Yes I am necornmancer

Ten seconds of signaling is insane. If you have the room, put on the blinker, change lanes safely, then turn it off.

That’s nearly a quarter mile at freeway speed and more than an average block in the city. You might as well just keep it on the entire time you’re driving since nobody will know what you’re signaling.