Time to make custard pudding the Marxian way

Didn’t he advocate for UBI?

It’s NOT illegal to form an alternative government of the United States as a micronation with a distinct name, flag, anthem and coat of arms and such (and you can still pay taxes to the current US government and call that “aid”). Forming a micronation is NOT the same as being a sovereign citizen.

RIP Trevor Moore. You were the Syd Barrett of American Comedy. Shine on, you crazy local sexpot.

It’s NOT illegal to say "with a mortar launcher’ because it’s definitely an incomplete sentence.

Overturn Citizens United.

Vivian Wilson should run for city council just to watch her father squirm

If Donald’s sibling Robert took over the Trump Organization instead, Donald wouldn’t run for President to begin with.

We need a Breaking Bad-type scenario with memory chips.

A little reminder that I consider myself as a market socialist who supports socialist pluralism (like in China), as well as redistribution of wealth from the rich snobs to everyone else through UBI and Georgism.

If only someone time-travels themselves to convince future Trump voters in 2015 to vote for Hillary instead, then everyone would’ve been better off.

Trump mocking that disabled reporter because of who they are should’ve been the last straw.

WIth a mortar launcher

WIth a mortar launcher

If you want jelly, just get some Jello or a jar of jelly. Seriously!

I thought of those POM Wonderful bottles. Seriously!

Word to the wise: just learn improv.

https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/play-your-way-sane/202303/7-research-backed-benefits-of-improv-comedy

Can you say “what’s up, cheese bags?”

Does anyone think some hacker in thigh-high striped rocks is gonna take one for the team and leak the declassified Epstein Files?

At this point, some hacker (even one with thigh-high striped socks) is gonna take one for the team and leak the declassified Epstein Files, and as well as post every piece of information about the ICE agents. Seriously!