My clothing is mostly black with bright red, blue or purple accents. The accessories tend to be similar colours. I have not owned anything brown for at least 35 years, from the age I could start making my own decisions.

The only brownish thing in my flat now is the flooring and even that is more yellow than brown.

We have radically different different preferences

Me, I do. I need all the purple and lilac shades. Brown on the other hand…

Why is it so catchy? I’ve watched it like 20 times by now

If your friend fails the pencil test, it’s definitely a moob